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Arwen

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PostSubject: Joke   Joke Icon_minitimeMon Dec 29, 2008 2:43 pm

Hey all - a colleague of mine has just sent this joke to me... Very Happy

The lion has organized a Christmas celebration and invites all animals of the wood, except the hamster.

However, the hamster would also love to go to the Christmas celebration and asks the rabbit whether he could smuggle him in, maybe behind one of his long ears? The rabbit: In no case if the lion finds out he would eat me!

The hamster asks the fox: Are you not able to get me in, maybe under your tail? The fox: Forget it ! If the lion notices this, there will be lots of trouble and I am the silly one!

The hamster asks the bear: Hey bear, are you able to smuggle me in, maybe in your pocket?
The bear: Sure no problem.
The bear hides the hamster in his pocket and takes him to the Christmas celebration.
At the entrance there stands the lion and asks the bear: 'Hey here circulates the rumour that the hamster tries to sneak in here. Do you know something about it ?
The bear: No.
The lion: And what do you have in your pocket?
The bear puts his paw into his pocket: 'The car key, the wallet... the bear hits himself with the flat hand on the breast, reaches again in his pocket and says quite innocently and a photo of the hamster!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke   Joke Icon_minitimeMon Dec 29, 2008 6:49 pm

hehehehe lol funny one sis lol! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Joke   Joke Icon_minitimeTue Dec 30, 2008 7:57 pm

Thanks TT Very Happy
I liked it too- but it seems that we both are the only ones

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke   Joke Icon_minitimeTue Dec 30, 2008 9:19 pm

ooohhh Rolling Eyes i think we are the only funny ones Rolling Eyes Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Joke   Joke Icon_minitimeTue Dec 30, 2008 9:42 pm

Hehe, looks like it bro Wink

TT-><-Arwen


lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke   Joke Icon_minitimeWed Dec 31, 2008 12:48 am

hehe, nice joke Arwen
there are lots of jokes about bunny and forest animals here in croatia, but im too lazy to translate
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PostSubject: Re: Joke   Joke Icon_minitimeWed Dec 31, 2008 2:08 am

Arwen wrote:
Thanks TT Very Happy
I liked it too- but it seems that we both are the only ones

lol!

Heeee no but my english is too bad and I don' t anderstand the end ..... Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Joke   Joke Icon_minitimeWed Dec 31, 2008 2:39 am

he slammed the hamster in his pocket on chest, and like in cartoons & he made flat, paperlike, hamster
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PostSubject: Re: Joke   Joke Icon_minitimeWed Dec 31, 2008 2:43 am

-Yo- wrote:
Arwen wrote:
Thanks TT Very Happy
I liked it too- but it seems that we both are the only ones

lol!

Heeee no but my english is too bad and I don' t anderstand the end ..... Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

Lol no - your English is great- I fear my translation into English sucks.... Embarassed

Well in the end the bear hits with his flat hand on his breast pocket (where poor hamster is hiding)
This way the poor little hamster gets squeezed together that he is as flat as a photo.... Sad


Ah while writing it V3Ky was faster with his explanation. Thanks bro Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Joke   Joke Icon_minitimeWed Dec 31, 2008 4:37 am

well, you explained it better Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Joke   Joke Icon_minitimeWed Dec 31, 2008 1:40 pm

cheers Heheh thanks V3ky and Arwen , now I ' ve understood ! bounce bounce bounce bounce :ami: :ami: :ami:
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PostSubject: Re: Joke   Joke Icon_minitimeWed Dec 31, 2008 3:12 pm

v3ky wrote:
well, you explained it better Very Happy

Noooo bro ....


You are welcome Yo ! :ami: :winner2:
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