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Arwen
Number of posts : 747 Location : Germany Registration date : 2008-01-13
| Subject: Joke Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:43 pm | |
| Hey all - a colleague of mine has just sent this joke to me... The lion has organized a Christmas celebration and invites all animals of the wood, except the hamster. However, the hamster would also love to go to the Christmas celebration and asks the rabbit whether he could smuggle him in, maybe behind one of his long ears? The rabbit: In no case if the lion finds out he would eat me! The hamster asks the fox: Are you not able to get me in, maybe under your tail? The fox: Forget it ! If the lion notices this, there will be lots of trouble and I am the silly one! The hamster asks the bear: Hey bear, are you able to smuggle me in, maybe in your pocket? The bear: Sure no problem. The bear hides the hamster in his pocket and takes him to the Christmas celebration. At the entrance there stands the lion and asks the bear: 'Hey here circulates the rumour that the hamster tries to sneak in here. Do you know something about it ? The bear: No. The lion: And what do you have in your pocket? The bear puts his paw into his pocket: 'The car key, the wallet... the bear hits himself with the flat hand on the breast, reaches again in his pocket and says quite innocently and a photo of the hamster!
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(=O=)TF_TT
Number of posts : 648 Age : 54 Location : houston,texas Registration date : 2008-02-17
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Arwen
Number of posts : 747 Location : Germany Registration date : 2008-01-13
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(=O=)TF_TT
Number of posts : 648 Age : 54 Location : houston,texas Registration date : 2008-02-17
| Subject: Re: Joke Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:19 pm | |
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Arwen
Number of posts : 747 Location : Germany Registration date : 2008-01-13
| Subject: Re: Joke Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:42 pm | |
| Hehe, looks like it bro TT-> <-Arwen | |
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v3ky
Number of posts : 469 Age : 33 Location : Zagreb, Croatia Registration date : 2008-01-13
| Subject: Re: Joke Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:48 am | |
| hehe, nice joke Arwen there are lots of jokes about bunny and forest animals here in croatia, but im too lazy to translate | |
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-Yo- Admin
Number of posts : 1114 Age : 51 Location : FRANCE Registration date : 2008-01-11
| Subject: Re: Joke Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:08 am | |
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v3ky
Number of posts : 469 Age : 33 Location : Zagreb, Croatia Registration date : 2008-01-13
| Subject: Re: Joke Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:39 am | |
| he slammed the hamster in his pocket on chest, and like in cartoons & he made flat, paperlike, hamster | |
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Arwen
Number of posts : 747 Location : Germany Registration date : 2008-01-13
| Subject: Re: Joke Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:43 am | |
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v3ky
Number of posts : 469 Age : 33 Location : Zagreb, Croatia Registration date : 2008-01-13
| Subject: Re: Joke Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:37 am | |
| well, you explained it better | |
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-Yo- Admin
Number of posts : 1114 Age : 51 Location : FRANCE Registration date : 2008-01-11
| Subject: Re: Joke Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:40 pm | |
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Arwen
Number of posts : 747 Location : Germany Registration date : 2008-01-13
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