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PostSubject: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeWed Jan 30, 2008 3:18 am

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 45 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo!
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeWed Jan 30, 2008 3:19 am

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeWed Jan 30, 2008 7:24 am

lol! silencer is funny lol!
the T-Rex with his small arms too :Dlmao
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeThu Jan 31, 2008 11:52 am

nice that about pistols...and women...really makes sence:lol:
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeFri Feb 01, 2008 1:34 am

V3KY wrote:
nice that about pistols...and women...really makes sence:lol:


affraid affraid affraid lol! Razz Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeThu Feb 14, 2008 12:34 am

Rock wrote:
V3KY wrote:
nice that about pistols...and women...really makes sence:lol:


affraid affraid affraid lol! Razz Razz


Evil or Very Mad Mad Evil or Very Mad Mad Shame on you guys ! Grrrrrrrrr ! No No No
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeThu Feb 14, 2008 3:48 am

lol....well after al we are shovinistic pigs
what do you expect lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeThu Feb 14, 2008 11:33 pm

Shovinistic pig pig pig ???

Damn where am I ??? Shocked

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeFri Feb 15, 2008 1:56 pm

hehe, joke Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeSun Mar 23, 2008 3:40 pm

Jokes 37fbc1f3e1ca44c7b1788c1d1f99c3458dd2dc9d
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeSun Mar 23, 2008 4:27 pm

So bunnyhopping is under prohibition in some states........ nice to know.......
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeSun Mar 23, 2008 6:37 pm

What ??? No bunnyhopping Jokes 135 ???

Ohhhh Sad



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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeSun Mar 23, 2008 9:44 pm

haha...very niceee--->writing Pwned on desk and running around, when asked what was he doing--->bunny hopping :loool: :saoul: lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeSun Mar 23, 2008 10:53 pm

:mdrr: :mdrr: Arrrr ! Thoses youngs ! :bravo: :bravo:
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeFri Mar 28, 2008 6:32 pm

Jokes Dvowned
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeFri Mar 28, 2008 6:49 pm

Ahahah ! It ' s me on the right on the ground , no ? :mdrr:
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeFri Mar 28, 2008 7:16 pm

:loool: :bravo:
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeFri Mar 28, 2008 11:14 pm

and i bet im one saying LAG Very Happy Smile


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 10:21 pm

Greetings from controll!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 10:35 pm

omg, first a gigantic rabbit (on old forum), and now huuuge cat
Very Happy
you r lucky i looove cats

damn, just noticed, looks like Garfield
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 11:54 pm

Poor animal Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeTue Apr 15, 2008 1:21 am

Shocked Shocked Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeWed Apr 16, 2008 9:36 am

Jokes Kittyspin Cat is a dj! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Jokes Icon_minitimeWed Apr 16, 2008 4:13 pm

thta reminds me of a song- Devil is a DJ
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